Roof Related Puns

The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes.

Roof related puns.

See more ideas about roofing jokes roof quotes. Why did the roofer have to go to the dentist. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. A list of puns related to roofing.

Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely. A hardtop is a rigid car roof. Sometimes he would simply rename the brand. The man not wanting to have to climb down and up the ladder again yelled back what s the matter sir.

What is it that keeps roofing teams together. They really raised the roof. A man hears a thumping on his roof goes outside to look and she s a guerilla on his roof he calls animal control and says he has a gorilla on his roof. Went to a party with a construction team the other week.

Here are related puns. Apr 7 2015 explore matt martoccio s board roofing jokes and quotes on pinterest. Because he had a bad case of shingles. The roofing industry sees an annual revenue of 36 billion a year.

There once was a man who would buy tons of buckets of roofing sealant change the label then resell them. My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well. With the median annual wage of 36 000 employment for this industry has been showing an 18 growth. Revenue last year in the roofing industry saw a 5 growth and does not require any formal training or education to enter into.

He couldn t stop biting his nails. They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour. What is fallen debris from the edge of the roof called. A man was mending his roof when suddenly an elderly messy man showed up on his lawn yelling to him sir would you get down please.

Building puns ceiling puns thatch puns tile puns cover puns dome puns eaves puns slate puns housetop puns protective cover puns sunroof puns shelter puns rain puns snow puns hood puns vault puns canopy puns gable puns house puns chimney puns. As in hardtop as a rock and hardtop as iron and be hardtop put to and fallen on hardtop times. After half an hour a white van pulls up to the house. Why did the roofer go to the doctor.